reasons why you should date me

  • i’ll make you a sandwich

  • i have amazing taste in music

  • i’m too ugly to cheat

  • i have no friends so i can spend lots of time with you

  • i have netflix


if u turn ur music up loud enough u cant hear the sad anymore

(Source: notcallum)


Porter Robinson for The Fader

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat)


if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(Source: chipsprites)



The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

(Source: troublemakerheartbreaker)

Sensation White, Amsterdam | 2009
Sensation White, Amsterdam | 2009

(Source: socialrehab)

(Source: edmisfuckinglife)



when I take a picture of somebody :


when I ask somebody to take a picture of me :