mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.



Love without Sex

mild-madness:

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.



How to murder
  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.



without-a-trance:

Madeon - Imperium



flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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ms-kaaat:

teesha-kay:

Already saving up for Defqon 2015 :)

same :3

ms-kaaat:

teesha-kay:

Already saving up for Defqon 2015 :)

same :3

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skr0ala:

pkfobster:

skr0ala:

I know Joel’s probably so tired of doing that same old dance he does when he plays Ghost n Stuff but you have no idea how giddy and happy it makes me <333. And I do the dance right along with him XD.

are you talking about when he sticks both his arms out and kinda waves them up and down?

Ye when he does this whole thing ^^

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(Source: 2000ish)




Martin Garrix @ Sun City Music Festival 2014 =

Martin Garrix @ Sun City Music Festival 2014 =

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