College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)



shadowsaregrey asked:
Please post dogs that look like potatoes.

thecutestofthecute:

The potatoes are escaping!!





pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out


prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police




lettuce-rave:

tommyblaze13:

Porter Robinson Worlds North American Tour
Bill Graham Civic Auditorium, San Francisco

Photos by: Thomas Blase | T Blaze Photography
tommyblaze13

;~;



blackguyemoji:

ryanvallejo:

ayy

tf is this

blackguyemoji:

ryanvallejo:

ayy

tf is this

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]



gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape



breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

image

DELETE YOUR BLOG.

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